#albedo and klee have a tiktok account canon

[elohelaye]

hEAR ME OUT (al-bae-do)

yes another funky little rambling of me 2 WORDS

ROOMMATE ALBEDO

He would be helping you with quantum physics one moment, creating some coffee concoction that looks and smells like death but tastes like eternal LIFE PLUS it would have LOADS of caffeine he might pull a Coca-Cola and add cocaine

Yes he leaves his clothes everywhere

yes his part of the room is a mess

yes he sheds like a dog

BUT

he's pretty

AND he's smart

ANd he helps with literally everything. THe man is GOOGLE, KHAN ACADEMY, PHOTOMATH, THE AMOEBA SISTERS.

EVERYTHING

And if you both happen to be awake at destructive hours of the morn, he's gonna share his airpods with you (bc he sweet) and you and him will JIG. JIVE. AND JUST DANCE.

Just imagine u and albedo absolutely jamming out to some High School Musical and Hannah Montana (definitely not because he listens to them in his spare time, whaaat nooo he doesn't hit the griddy with the little destructive gremlin Klee when he babysits her nOOOO of couuurse nottt)

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[eitai]

-ˏˋ blog rules ˊˎ-

✧ one. although i write some sfw content, my blog also contains, curates, and supports nsfw & dark content (to include yandere, pseudo-incest, non/dubcon, etc.) because of this, my blog is strictly adults only (18+)— minors dni. if i find you, you will be hard blocked, no exceptions. this blog is not for you. these types of content will be tagged 🌶️.spice and 🖤.dark content respectively.

if you are against dark content, simply block my account and move on.

✧ two. please use tone indicators when interacting with me! i am neurodivergent and i find it easier to pick up cues this way.

i also swear a lot, speak in memes, and talk in my tags. please be wary ♡

✧ three. please don’t ask to mutuals (moots) right away! one, i am very shy, and two, please just interact with me first! i prefer asks over dm’s. and in the rare case i break the mutual, i don’t owe you or anyone an explanation as to why. ultimately, this blog is my safe place and i’m in a place in my life where i put my mental health first, always. no questions asked.

✧ four. if you send me hate of any kind, i simply will delete it. don’t even bother.

✧ five. i am easily overwhelmed, so please do not send me discourse or drama-related asks (especially if they do not pertain to me or my works). 

✧ six. this blog is NOT spoiler free.

✧ seven. DO NOT TRANSLATE, REPOST, MODIFY, OR PLAGIARIZE MY WORKS. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE ON ANY PLATFORM (ESPECIALLY TIKTOK AND WATTPAD). my fics can only be found here and on my personal ao3. anywhere else is a blatant break of this rule.

-ˏˋ my writing ˊˎ-

✧ i currently write for haikyuu and genshin impact (and potentially bnha and vanitas no carte). this includes sfw, nsfw, and dark content.

✧ i write what i’m comfortable with usually, which is heavy angst, songfics, smut, dark content, have i mentioned angst?, and hopefully some smau’s. once in a blue moon, you’ll find some fluff. maybe.

i will write: heavy angst, infidelity (character only), a/b/o, violence, some gore, alternate universes, yandere, pseduo-incest (no nii-chan), non and dubcon, drug abuse, stalking, manipulation, chikan, toxic relationships, and major character/reader death. kinks include: breeding, minor bdsm, dd/lg, temperature play, knotting, cum play, food play, wax play, overstimulation, cuckholding, blood play, knife play, and orgasm denial. kinks can be removed or added at any time.

i will not write: pregnancy/miscarriage/baby trapping (these are HEAVY triggers for me); pegging, femdom, lactation kinks, bestiality, period sex, ass play, scat, piss, snuff, vore, heavy bdsm, specific body type readers (i don’t want to offend anyone so i stay away from detailed descriptions), unaliving, and reader consensually cheating on the character. more to potentially be added. 

✧ this blog is character x reader only. (character x character works can be found exclusively on my ao3).  i default to fem!reader, but i am learning to branch out to afab and gn!reader as well.

✧ characters i write for (can be updated anytime):

haikyuu: sugawara koushi, kozume kenma, tetsuro kuroo, oikawa toru, iwazumi hajime, semi eita, kenjiro shirabu, suna rintaro, atsumu miya, osamu miya, and shinsuke kita.

genshin impact: diluc, kaeya, albedo, zhongli, tartaglia (childe), beidou, xiao, and kazuha. i do not write for characters that are no yet released in game (such as thoma, gorou, and scaramouche).

all minors are aged up in nsfw/dc content. no exceptions.

✧ i do not take requests at this time. i write when i’m inspired and have the energy to do so. however, i do accept lewds/thirsts in my inbox. and who knows, i might add to it and write a headcanon or drabble. no promises tho ♡

i will not accept lewds of the following characters: anyone in haikyuu not listed above, except for hinata and kageyama; any character that canonically appears to be a child in genshin impact, to include bennett, barbara, razor, sayu, klee, qiqi, and diona. 

-ˏˋ tag system ˊˎ- (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

🌶️.spice — nsfw 

💦.thirsts — le lewds

also includes: haikyuu.thirsts, genshin.thirsts, etc.

🖤.dark content — all dc, including yandere 

all trigger warnings will be tagged: tw.yandere, tw.stalking, etc.

chat.box — literally me talking about anything lmao

bells.rants — title says it all, folks

ink.haikyuu — all haikyuu original work

ink.genshin — all genshin original work

ink.bnha — all my hero original work

tag.games — self-explanatory!

the.void — proceed at your own risk

© all content belongs to eitai 2021. do not modify, repost (esp. tiktok and wattpad), or plagiarize. kimi no na wa header by the talented @ridleey​ ♡

—last updated: sept. 19th, 2021.